We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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