it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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