As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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