New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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