my room smells like sperm. sweet.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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