The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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