She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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