at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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