How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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