Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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