I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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