doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so explain again why im purple
no
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
