yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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