On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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