I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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