can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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