So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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