is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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