we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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