Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There r osticjed everywhere
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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