were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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