She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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