I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want her autograph on my taint
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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