did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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