You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Randomize
