I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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