News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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