And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
