Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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