Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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