Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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