Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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