I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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