Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I'm passing your future prison.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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