Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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