well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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