tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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