You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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