It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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