i just google imaged poop.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
