there was a trapeze. enough said
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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