then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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