I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just want nice things and good sex
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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