Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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