just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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