Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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