how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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