I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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