i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Say something about gay babies.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm both gender and math confused
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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