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Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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